BOO!
"Boo", said the ghost,
But it really didn't scare,
'Cause I couldn't take my eyes,
Off his vivid ginger hair.
It's really not the same,
If head to toe's not white.
Well, it isn't going to work,
When they try to spook and fright.
But he tried and he tried,
Even though the cause was lost.
And he even sprayed it silver,
Like a pumpkin tinged with frost.
But I suppose I shouldn't laugh,
As he puffs and sighs and moans.
So I told him what to do...
...a white wig he now owns!
A RECIPE FOR FAKE BLOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
Combine the following in a mixing bowl to make real looking blood.
1 cup Karo Syrup
1 Tb sp Water
2 Tb sp Red Food Coloring
1 tsp Yellow Food Coloring
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea.
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up.
Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
A: Wrap.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
A: Any old girl he can dig up.
Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
Q: Where do mummies go if they want to swim ?
A: The Dead Sea.
Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies.
HALLOWEEN POETRY
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.
Q: Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin.
Q: Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: NO, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Wait until it ripens.
Q: What's a monsters favorite bean?
A: A human bean.
Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A: Replace the nails with screws.
Q: What type of monster really loves dance music?
A: The boogieman.
Q: What's the book of socially prominent monsters?
A: The Book of who's Boo.
Q: Why did the monster knit herself three socks?
A: Because she grew another foot.
Q: What's the difference between a monster and a sweet?
A: People like sweets.
Q: What is the best way to speak to a monster?
A: From a long way away.
There once was a witch on a broom,
Who flew by the light of the moon.
But she took a wrong turn,
Just outside Bern,
And missed Halloween, the buffoon!
TRICK OR TREAT
Haunted houses,
Curdling screams,
Freezing bats, torn at the seams!
Full white moon,
Dripping candles,
Roaming forgetful zombie vandals!
Gnarled old trees,
Tossed in the breeze.
Cold ghosts shivering, knocking their knees!
Trick and treating,
From door to door,
Not enough sweets, I must have more!!!
WITCHES STEW
Bubble, blubber, squirm and gloop,
Boiling broth of bat's tail soup.
Wobble, slobber, liquid goo,
Add the sole of one old shoe.
Spooky shadows dance around,
Of frogs and rats and snarling hounds.
Steam swirls rising to the roof,
Add one small ear and one old tooth.
Gnarly, scratchy, tickle and itch,
Stir round and round to make it rich.
Mushy, sticky, sizzle and stew,
They're making mischief just for you!
Paul Pumpkin
Paul Pumpkin
Sat alone
Just thinking
And groaned
Whilst blinking
Which was odd
With no eye-lids!
Paul Pumpkin
Shone bright
From inside
Creamy white
Were his eyes
Which was nice
His head's empty!
Paul Pumpkin
Wasn't sad
Or gloomy
Or mad
It was roomy
Which felt good
No clutter inside!
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-DID YOU KNOW -
Ghosts don't have shadows and leave no footprints.
Wearing garlic around your neck will keep vampires away!
Shooting a werewolf with a silver bullet is supposed to kill it.
If you throw a key at a ghost, the ghost will disappear.
If a candle flame turns blue, it means a ghost is in the house.
Some people believe that cat bones make you invisible.
An easy recipe to make in the crockpot to save time on Trick-or-Treating night!
Hungarian Ghastly Grabbing Goul - ash
A warming Hungarian style casserole of tender pieces of beef in a paprika and pepper sauce with a delicious sour cream topping
Ingredients:
one and a half pounds (675g) lean beef, cut into cubes
1 lb. (450g) tomatoes, skinned and chopped
2 oz. (50ml) beef stock
salt and pepper
2 oz. (50g) butter
2 onions, sliced into rings
1 tbsp. paprika
fresh parsley, chopped
5 fl. oz. (150ml) sour cream
Melt the butter in a stewpan then add the beef
Fry for 6-8 minutes, or until the meat is evenly browned and sealed
Add the onions and season to taste with salt, pepper and paprika
Blend in the tomatoes and stock then cover and simmer gently for one and a half to two hours, or until the beef is tender, adding a little stock if necessary
Top with sour cream, garnish with fresh parsley and serve
HEY WAITER THERE'S A FLY IN MY SOUP!
Dress up water or a special punch made of fruit juice and sparkling water with these super easy “bug” cubes. Fill ice cube trays ¼ - ½ full of water, freeze until solid, then place 1 or 2 raisins in each cube and fill to top. Freeze again and serve.
SIMPLE SANDWICHES FOR BEFORE TRICK OR TREATING
make sandwiches and then use Halloween cookie cutters to cut them into fun shapes. Give your fillings creepy names for added effect.
Like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich can be ghost butter and draculas blood sandwiches.
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