How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
On an "ice"-icle!


What does Frosty eat for lunch?
Ice-"berg"-ers!


What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A Frosted One!


What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!


What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!


Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because  snow man's an island!


What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!


What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!


What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!


What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
Frost!


What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Frost bite!


Who are Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle!





What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
"Freeze!"


What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!


What are Frosty's favourite letters?
I.C.!


What does Frosty call ice?
Skid stuff!


What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty with a hot flash!


What did Frosty call his cow?
Eskimoo!


What do you call Frosty the Snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!


What kind of cake does Frosty like?
The kind with lots of frosting! (or was that icing? *wink*)



FROSTY THE SNOWMAN SONG


Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal

Frosty the Snowman
Is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic
In that old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around

Frosty the Snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say
He could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me

Frosty the Snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away

Down to the village
With a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying catch me if you can

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler stop

Frosty the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll be back again some day

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow

Frosty The Snowman Information


Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!


What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!


What does Frosty the Snowman drink to stay warm?
Ice tea!


What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!  (or was that "Frosted Flakes"?)


Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
Snowballs!


What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head?
An ice cap!


Where does Frosty keep his money?
In a "Snow"-bank! (it is cold cash after all! *grin*)